shelpee:

my school is better than your school

adriofthedead:

keeppartyvangoing:

joegran:

Saw this on the train today

Perfect re-creation of people who wear these douchebag shirts

As if you really need another sandwich

homestuckandcartoons:

TRI

CERA

TOPS

thelaughingmango:

Follow thelaughingmango for more. 

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when an artist wants to show you their art

or a writer wants you to read what they’ve written

it’s quite often an expression of trust

because a poem or a story or a painting are often things that come from the heart

little pieces of the artists themselves

and if they’re willing to share it with you

you should appreciate it

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nemo-was-swimming-and:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

slowly-tongued-by-stephen-fry:

bible-humper:

monotoneminor:

ambulance-shotgun:

hazelgracewaters:

#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”

What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?

oh my there is no god

This post omting

Oh my Wilde because there is no God.

Thank you for shopping at k-mart. Also there is no god.

YOU DON’T KNOW YOU’RE BEAUUUUUUTIFUL. Also there is no god.

heyitspj:

I love how on tumblr you can be a asexual genderfluid satanist crossdresser and nobody will say a thing but if you wear uggs or crocs the entire website will be out to kill you

cataris:

itsmyfoxhat:

lemurgavel:

gamzeesinsanity:

jessmau5zimmerman:

secretivepsychologist:

dystopian-dave:

eridans-plush-rump:

fuckmyhotbutthole:

fuckthisimaunicorn:

the zOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS FUCKING HAPPENING YOU GUYS

this isn’t okay I livE ON THE EAST COAST

its okay i live in australia

keep away from Britain, i like eating scones and not faces.

Please stay away from England. We eat Scones here. Not brains.

thank fuck im not going to america anytime soon

Welp. I’m going to be okay…

…as long as none of them come over here…

they’re near pennsylvania oh my god tell my followers i love them

oh god there wAS ONE IN NJ AND I AM THERE OH GOD OK I LOEV YOU GUYS

im in peru im safe bitches

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beyoncebeytwice:

he went to jared

Are you a blogger? NO…

I’m a REblogger

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oscarstardis:

theroomofhiddenthings:

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore

Pluto was the only fucking thing keeping the world together. 

Pluto rhymes with Ruto, sounds like Rooso, sounds like Ruzo, sounds like Zuzo, close to Zuco, Danny Zuco was in Grease, Grease oils machines, machines make things work, thus pluto made the planet work

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